someBODY once ASKED could I spare somechangefor GAS I gotta getmyselfaway from this plaaayyyyyceee. I said YEP wutta conCEPT I could usealittle fuel myself and we could ALL use a little cheeeeaaaaAAANNGGE.
Today, as I walked into the grocery store, some solicitor was outside trying to get signatures or money. I don’t even know what his cause was, because the first thing he said to me as I got closer was, “You dropped your smile.”
i went up to get soda at chipotle and this 6 or 7 year old kid is in front of me and he perfectly filled his cup up almost to the brim with root beer and he carefully moved it under the ice dispenser and i don’t think he realized the consequences his actions would have because a freaking ice avalanche came out of the machine and it was like the root beer just slow-mo ANNIHILATED this poor kid’s face