May 2013
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rneerkat: whens chip skylarks next tour
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geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger  You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
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egberts: svvitzerland: egberts: svvitzerland: svvitzerland:  What is the opposite of a restaurant? a workaurant i hope you get arrested for this joke i think i need to get arworked
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bennetwilcox: welcome to europe
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riddlemetom: actual girl on fire in europe’s hunger games
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New jersey buses have an infuriating habit of arriving two minutes early but shooting off into the distance instead of stalling
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flanoirbunny: you can ship two people of the same gender as a platonic “brotp” without being homophobic (ﾉ ◕ヮ ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ you can ship two people of the same gender romantically/sexually without being a queer fetishizer ✧・ﾟ:*ヽ(◕ヮ ◕ヽ) you can ship two people of the same gender both platonically and romantically and oh my god stop automatically assuming someone’s ship choices are motivated by...
May 18th
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shutupaubrey: shutupaubrey: have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
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moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
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teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
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p0ndorica: p0ndorica: sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought  it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
May 18th
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me: eats a snack while making a snack
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asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
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nbcemployee: the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
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