My Ugly Mouth

super patriotic people just make me wanna vom

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:38:58 -0700

super patriotic people just make me wanna vom

I JUST FOUND ALL MY HIGH SCHOOL PEOPLE’S TUMBLRS AND I’M CACKLING. like, no. stop. high...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:17:27 -0700

I JUST FOUND ALL MY HIGH SCHOOL PEOPLE’S TUMBLRS AND I’M CACKLING.

like, no.

stop.

high school people.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 04:12:33 -0700

sidbest: #YOU’RE ALWAYS SIGHING LIKE YOU’RE THE PRESIDENT OF...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:06:27 -0700

sidbest:

#YOU’RE ALWAYS SIGHING LIKE YOU’RE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND YOU HAVE TO DECIDE IF WE’RE GOING TO WAR

It’s bizarre thinking of going to eat in Europe and being able to buy alcohol without a fake...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:52:32 -0700

It’s bizarre thinking of going to eat in Europe and being able to buy alcohol without a fake lmao

like what.

mreh i guess i don’t really have to invest money in foundation. maybe a cheap drugstore...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:59:48 -0700

mreh i guess i don’t really have to invest money in foundation.

maybe a cheap drugstore concealer. i have relatively dry skin, so acne was never a real issue. but my face gets red due to general irritation and my allergies to pollen.

a tinytiny dab of tinted moisturizer and a small investment in concealer i am good tAG OOOOOO MY WALLET SIGHS IN RELIEF.

IT’S EXPENSIVE BEING UGLY Y’ALL. THE WORLD BE FUCKED UP LIKE THAT SOMETIMES.

jk you’re beautiful it’s 5 a.m. don’t ever listen to me regardless of the time.

I just watched like an hour of makeup foundation reviews uhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and so its almost 5...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:42:58 -0700

I just watched like an hour of makeup foundation reviews

uhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and so its almost 5 a.m. i don’t even know anymore. this time last year, i was literally only wearing eyeliner and tinted moisturizer.

wHAatsisHAPEnIGNI?G?

TO SHOP IN AMERICA OR TO SHOP IN EUROPE WHO KNOWS I JUST WANTS TO GIVE AWAY THE LEAST MONEYS.

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:21:35 -0700

TO SHOP IN AMERICA OR TO SHOP IN EUROPE

WHO KNOWS

I JUST WANTS TO GIVE AWAY THE LEAST MONEYS.

joribolton: Summit A Mario Kart piece I did that will be in...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:45:15 -0700

joribolton:

Summit

A Mario Kart piece I did that will be in Hero Complex Gallery’s “Righteous Rides” show, opening tomorrow! The limited edition print will be on sale after the opening night wraps up, I believe.

This piece was originally a project for the Game & Print Club, but we decided to change track and enter it in the coincidentally occurring appropriately themed, Hero Complex exhibit.

UPDATE:
You can now purchase the print online at Hero Complex Gallery.

z1c: being 20+ on tumblr

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:38:13 -0700

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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Sun, 19 May 2013 22:51:06 -0700

hopeless-faerie: rydek: this girl on my facebook feed has been...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:51:00 -0700

hopeless-faerie:

rydek:

this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing

NEW FAVORITE POST EVER

prettyfuckingepic: ladiess-and-gentlemen: amazing This

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:30:10 -0700

prettyfuckingepic:

ladiess-and-gentlemen:

amazing

This

irresistableness: Rilakkuma miniatures by Jen44 on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:29:30 -0700

irresistableness:

Rilakkuma miniatures by Jen44 on Flickr.

#TINY FOOD MAKES ME MAD

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:32:13 -0700

sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:30:15 -0700

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

hallloween: me at sleepovers

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:29:44 -0700

hallloween:

me at sleepovers

This dude who’s like four years older than me has had a mild crush on me since I was a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:29:17 -0700

This dude who’s like four years older than me has had a mild crush on me since I was a freshman in high school and he just added me on snapchat and I’m genuinely scared he’s going to send me a dick pic.

no thx

dwangelas: The Office: First and Last Appearances

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:09:19 -0700

dwangelas:

The Office: First and Last Appearances

fyeahhboymeetsworld: Season by Season: Topanga, Cory, and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:01:44 -0700

fyeahhboymeetsworld:

Season by Season: Topanga, Cory, and Shawn’s Desks